The Fatty Chronicles

So, I've decided to get rid of the Gazelle. It's $175 if you want to take it off my hands. The good news is, I've decided to start walking outside. Yes, even in this hideously freezing 43' weather, I will be going for walks each day. I decided it was time to use my iPod nano for something other than my car stereo.

Does anybody know how a fat person puts on a pedometer? And have it record your steps correctly??